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Hope that this brightens the holidays for the few people who read it... best of luck in 2012!

PS - great website, thanks so much for the useful information and valuable service - no amount of thanks is enough for the scams you've saved people from, the deals you helped close, and the help you've provided.

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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU HAVE BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS TOO LONG

10. When the waiter tries to take your order, you insist that the chef gives you an SCO first.

9. A new neighbor moves in and you ask them "how far away are you from the seller"?

8. Your associates offer to treat you to lunch and you ask them to sign an IMFPA first.

7. When ordering a draft beer you demand that the bartender shows you tank receipts before you pay.

6. When you go for an oil change you ask the clerk to quote your price as Platt +/-.

5. Before you go on a date you ask "what are your procedures"?

4. Your friend asks to borrow your lawnmower and you tell him he has to put up an Instrument.

3. You get pulled over by the cops and when he asks if you are the owner of the vehicle you tell him "I am direct to the mandate".

2. When a telemarketer calls you conference them in with three other people.

1. You put a NCND in your Christmas party invitations.